We at Hyperevo love our coffee, and we have noticed throughout our coffee drinking careers that a strange phenomenon happens when you don't drink your coffee fast enough: it seems to loose its thermal energy. We all agreed that the most effective way to solve this dilemma is to drink the coffee faster, but after a few days we could no longer use keyboards due to uncontrollable hand tremors. Clearly a new solution had to be implemented.

The Computer Processor Coffee Heater!

We had all of these old computer parts sitting around with no use, just wasting a bunch of space. We believe that these trusty old 75 MHz classic Pentium processors may still have a purpose in life. So instead of leaving it all to collect dust we decided to put it to good use.

What you need:

  • Computer motherboard.
  • Processor that fits the motherboard.
  • A power supply.
  • Some ram.
  • Coffee in a cup.

    • Procedure

    We ended up using an old Pentium 1 processor clocked at 75 mhz and 2 sticks of 16 mb edo dram, reminds us of the good old days. Keep in mind that if you can find a newer processor it will generate much more heat making your coffee that much better!

  • Plug your processor into the motherboard.
  • Plug the ram into the motherboard.
  • Plug the power supply into the motherboard.
  • Plug the power supply into the wall.
  • Finally, brew some quality coffee, put it in a cup, and place cup on top of the processor.

    • Results

    The heat being produced by the processor was more than enough to keep the coffee warm. Using a turkey thermometer we saw that the temperature did not drop at all from the time it was brewed. The guinea pig coffee drinking tester that we used insisted on saying that this coffee heater actually made the coffee taste better the longer he left it on.

    Caution, the processor and coffee will get hot, so don't burn yourself.

    Bonus mouse hand cooling!

    Now that you have this power supply next to you, why not plug in your old cooling fans to keep your hand cool while you complete your quests in your mmorpg!